Jokes SMS

"Some Realties of Life.
"U love someone U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

"Its difficult 2 understand GOD,
He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives!"

"What is the similarity between CIRCUS
and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART?
Both have space for 1 more clown..."

"True Love is like a pillow U could HUG
it when u r in trouble U could CRY on
it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it
when u r happy Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW"

"Husband 1: Why do u take your wife
only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy
by the time she gets ready no other place is open!"

"There's only one perfect child
in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world
& every neighbor has it!"

"Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks,
now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs."

"Do you ever notice that
when you're driving, anyone going
slower than you is an idiot and everyone
driving faster than you is a maniac?"

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon
in the Old West. He slides up to the bar
and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

"News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv... another playing
football and the third one was caught reading this txt message."

"Life before marriage is AIRTEL-
aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH-
whenever go network follows u.
but after 5 years life is notreachable."